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A sad loss to Scotland's industrial landscape...... Hollywood crooner who hung about with Bob Hope (see separate entry) and slid down golf clubs.

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Occasionally, a client's imagination is kinkier than Kinky Joe's, and he will take custom orders.

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He was inspired to go into the erotic-furniture business after chatting with a woman with a pierced nipple.

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